Tantalizing Tidbits from Prison Grits:
We locked the meat freezer from inside. We didn't want the inmates to push in after us. When the other cooks and I rushed through the door, tall shelves of Sunbeam bread fell to the floor. Slices broke loose from their bags and were trampled under our feet. They looked like cotton scraps after the harvest. It was so quiet in the freezer we could have heard an ant pissing on the cotton.
What was I thinking when I took this job?
"What do you think the inmates will think about me falling?" She didn't sound particularly flustered, just curious.
"Oh, don't worry. It happened so fast, most of them didn't even notice." I lied, knowing for certain that most of the inmates surely did notice her fall, also knowing that they had definitely admired the red thong she wore under her boring beige skirt.